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مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : Never Argue with a woman READING!!!



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14-06-2007, 03:01 AM
Never Argue with a woman READING!!!

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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book, she replies, (thinking, "isn't that obvious?")

"you're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.


"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."


"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.


"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.


"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day, Ma'am," and he left.


MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

Abdulla
30-06-2007, 07:01 AM
looooooooool

nice one
thanks
*قطوة ال بن علي الورديه*
:)

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04-07-2007, 01:31 AM
thank you abdulla for passing by`:smile3:

أم علي
05-07-2007, 12:52 AM
thnx alot for the perfect axample that shows how smart women can be :P heheheh

هلال بن احمد
08-07-2007, 06:21 AM
U R RIGHT PINKY CAT

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20-07-2007, 06:35 PM
thank you "بنت ال بنعلي"هلال بن احمد"

for passing by